Nevermore will I sleep with my hair in rollers.
Nevermore will I wear a garter belt.
Nevermore will I walk long distances in spike heels.
Nevermore will I keep goats (alas).
Nevermore will I invite 100 people and cook all the food myself.
Nevermore will I try to learn to knit (I\’ll crochet instead).
Nevermore will I listen patiently while narcissists yammer on.
Nevermore will I eat sauerkraut.
Nevermore will I plant peas.
Do you have some nevermores of your own you\’d like to add?
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Nevermore will I use real names in my blogs.Nevermore will I assume the troubles are all about me.Nevermore will I say, in a meeting, \”sure I think I can do that\”Nevermore will I pretend shallots are worth it.And nevermore will I read books with characters I cannot like.
Bridgett, may I borrow some of these?
Please. I've already adopted some of yours.
I have made and kept a solemn vow never, never, never to have a cheap file cabinet with drawers that go crooked.
I had two of those once. They were horrible, and lasted forever.